katara:

not being drunk is so awful

(via hotboyproblems)

mikkelseen:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via gnarly)

humorking:

same

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via paprika)

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(Source: coobiie, via troyes-lip-ring)

danthrusts:


let dan’s hair match your blogbecause it is transparent okay coughcough
emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."