getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

image

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake
pleasedotheneedful:

me @ the club

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

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pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up


is that tekken

slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

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